Pimp Wife

(Ben Musser)

© 2017 Mohinga Music ASCAP

 

She’s a pimp wife

She’s a pimp wife, yea

Expecting the good life

cause she’s a pimp wife

 

Behind every good man is a woman

though admission for many defeat

Me I stopped counting so long ago

ego best serves marriage when petite

 

My baby don’t care bout her diamond rings

But the fortune of fame on her mind gets her to sing

She’s always getting on my case about the tasks at hand

Like a time square hooker

She tries to sell her man

 

Calling up her friends on Monday sayin’

Calling up her friends on Tuesday sayin’

 

Everybody should know how this hard life goes

beg a stranger for a place to sleep

That man still thinks I’m living the dream

While I try to slip these shoes from my feet

 

My baby insists that the desk’s a death

conditional love’s gone like a breath

says it’s who you are & what you’ll be

While I dream of the drip of the suit setting me free

 

She’s calling up her friends on Wednesday sayin’

I got what you need

Calling up her friends on Thursday

She gimme that look, she don’t have to scream

 

She’s a pimp wife

She’s a pimp wife, yea

Expecting the good life

Cuz she’s a pimp wife

 

Tryin’ to make a deal on Friday sayin’

Oooo, I got what you need

Trying to make a deal on Saturday

And I’ll I can do…

it’s the weekend baby

 

Though evidence exists

occasional sweetness

She know’s better

comfort comes and washes it all away

A business woman

right to the bone

sometimes i feel so alone

when i wake up so far from home

But the streets and the shows are all I know

 

So if you ever knew a woman like this

you could get away to live a life like that

though it’d never be the same sans smoke of fame

so keep those pimp arms on my back

 

Well my baby ain’t afraid to push the rules of love

but the fine line stumbles and she starts to shove

so keep on practicing your patience while I get some rest

till I’m back out on the street to show ‘em who’s the best

She’ll be

 

Calling up her friends on Friday sayin’

Oooo, I got what you need

Calling up her friends on Saturday sayin’

Ooo, Benyaro’s got what you need

Calling up her friends on Sunday

She gimme that look she don’t have to scream

 

Chorus

 

(Champagne, red carpets and planes

She don’t even know my name

Champagne red carpets and fame

I think I love her just the same)

 

© 2017 Mohinga Music ASCAP

 

Ben Musser: lead & harmony vocals, nylon string guitars,

charango, toy piano, brushes, shakers

Leif Routman: upright bass, harmony vocals

Brian Geltner: drum kit, castanets

Jacob Rodriguez: baritone sax